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Total Medal Score: 659,430 Points
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Defeat Charlie with the handgun.
Defeat Spike with the shotgun.
Defeat Derek with the shotgun.
Defeat Ashley with the shotgun.
Defeat Leon with the grenade.
Defeat Benjamin with the shotgun.
Defeat the first opponent.
"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.
Defeat the butcher with the handgun.
Defeat Chubby Cheeks with the rifle.
"Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.
Defeat Teatowel Hassan by vaporising him.
Defeat Hans with the handgun.
Defeat Leroy with the shotgun.
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Complete this thing.
Someone is watching you. Try not to screw up too bad.
Collect secret item 5.
Collect secret item 2.
Collect secret item 1.
Collect secret item 3.
Collect secret item 4.
Collect secret item 7.
Collect secret item 6.
Defeat Santa Claus and win your bet.
Defeat yourself in a Merry Mirror Match.
Complete the game and get the first ending.
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Beat 5 levels.
Beat 10 levels.
Beat 15 levels.
Beat 20 levels.
Open 20 chests.
Beat 25 levels.
Beat 30 levels.
Beat 35 levels.
Beat the game.
Open all 40 chests.
Compleate the game
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Start playing the game.
Start picking up pace
git gut
Become one of the best virtual jugglers in the world
reached a score of 100, phew what a try hard.
Little fella followed us here from the first R&C department. Think this one was Blue Eyes III. BluJu2 to his friends.
Now he can make all the "cock" jokes he wants.
Requires separate containment since the brooder incident of '99.
Requires separate containment.
That's two. Place your bets on how many cock jokes we get through by Christmas Day.
A chicken of extra-terrestrial origin. I was on vacation during its discovery, otherwise it wouldn't be named "Hominid" when it's clearly not a bloody ape!
Alright, I'll drop the researcher schtick for a second. This one is more recognisable if I copy the colours straight from an episode of Salad Fingers. But I chose bright colours on a black background and us professional artists have to stick to our guns.
This one, on the other hand, is barely recognisable regardless. Worth it for another cock joke though.
So close to getting another one right away. Shame his original name wasn't Biter.
And we're back.
Where the hell does he keep getting that? No, don't name him after it!
These two always seem to go together bringing the added confusion of how they're both named Dad. Obviously not an issue this time so I don't know why you even brought it up.
Went to download the music from Tricky's Sexy Dance. Said you need permission to use it and I don't even know if that user's active anymore. Don't know the name of the tune to google it so just recorded it from Bottom, the one other place I remember hearing it. Realised it's probably somewhere in the credits for Castle Crashers afterwards. Later stopped giving a crap about using music without permission anyway, making this whole endeavour the very definition of pointless.
Bill as in beak. Bunnybill would have also been acceptable.
We have the aforementioned colour issue, also think I should've made him wider, not to mention the fact that who even remembers Cuboy anyway? At least we can be positive in calling this particular experiment a certified failure. Sending to incinerator.
Note to self: Next year, name the damned things first to avoid making the same gag twice and having to go back and change the last one.
Experiments on these ones seem to have a higher than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the delicious orange flavour, I'm sure.
Experiments on these ones seem to have a lower than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the disgusting mustard flavour, I'm sure.
As previously alluded to, I like Joel G's Margo better but I already do two other cute green girls later.
Couldn't be arsed making them do the dance.
Couldn't be arsed thinking up a different medal name for each of them.
It's Rebutia by Bacun. Wanted to add a couple of characters I haven't done anything with before.
Stella by 3amsoda. Obviously some variety would be preferable but, the most memorable recurring character of this year was another green lady, I don't know what to tell you.
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