Total Medals Earned: 29,275 (From 3,596 different games.) Total Medal Score: 680,930 Points
Medals Earned: 16/16 (455/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 20/22 (350/500 points)
Score 5.000 or more in a single match
Deal a Double Hit (2 hits with a single strike)
Reach 25x Multiplier
Reach 10x Multiplier
Finish the Tutorial
Reach Level 3
Buy an Avatar
Deal a Triple Hit (3 hits with a single strike)
Score 10.000 or more in a single match
Reach Level 5
Reach 50x Multiplier
Buy a Skin
Deal a Penta Hit (5 hits with a single strike)
Deal a Tetra Hit (4 hits with a single strike)
Reach Level 10
Reach 100x Multiplier
Score 20.000 or more in a single match
Deal a Hexa Hit (6+ hits with a single strike)
Reach Level 15
Reach Level 20
Score 40.000 or more in a single match
Score 80.000 or more in a single match
Medals Earned: 5/5 (115/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 5/5 (30/30 points)
You died
You won
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Why the hell would a robot need breasts?
How witty!
Looks like you got the axe! Ha!
Medals Earned: 12/12 (490/490 points)
Delicious
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Complete the first level
Complete the first six levels
Complete the first twelve levels
Complete the first 18 levels!
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 10/10 (200/200 points)
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
I don't want to hear any more music, thanks.
You generated a story, well done!
You decided to change it up a bit, go you!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (360/360 points)
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the easy difficulty
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the medium difficulty
Reach the end of the game... Or is it?
Activate all the 20 monitors in the game
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the hard difficulty
Break Lynne's heart