Total Medals Earned: 27,941 (From 3,498 different games.) Total Medal Score: 655,905 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (300/300 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Just close it with the X
Medals Earned: 5/5 (450/450 points)
Reach the target number of people served
End with 50% of people awed
End with 50% of people happy
End with 50% of people satiated
End with 50% of people scared
Medals Earned: 6/6 (310/310 points)
Maximum Knowledge
Large beasts will impress the urbanites
Absorb ALL the magic
Stay within the nest, make the game harder
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
Get some stone
Retire
Medals Earned: 5/5 (280/280 points)
Complete five missions
Bankrupt the company
Beat the game in 15 seconds
Let net worth reach 20M before forcing it back to 0
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 11/19 (275/475 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (305/305 points)
Play Yu Jammin
Release your first track.
Release a song that uses "snd_fartreverb"
Release five different songs.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Defeat Santa!
Defeat the Yeti
Collect all 25 cards
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
I ate everything!