Total Medals Earned: 28,464 (From 3,523 different games.) Total Medal Score: 665,315 Points
Medals Earned: 12/12 (270/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
You feel at peace.
Medals Earned: 18/18 (490/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (300/300 points)
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Just close it with the X
Medals Earned: 5/5 (450/450 points)
Reach the target number of people served
End with 50% of people awed
End with 50% of people happy
End with 50% of people satiated
End with 50% of people scared
Medals Earned: 6/6 (310/310 points)
Maximum Knowledge
Large beasts will impress the urbanites
Absorb ALL the magic
Stay within the nest, make the game harder
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
Get some stone
Retire
Medals Earned: 5/5 (280/280 points)
Complete five missions
Bankrupt the company
Beat the game in 15 seconds
Let net worth reach 20M before forcing it back to 0
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Finish the game